I know that nonbinary people always having a whole essay prepared to explain their gender is a meme but it’s too real.

Like yes I’m a guy but in a feminine way. I use they/them but it doesn’t exist in this language and she/her makes me want to crawl out of my skin. He/him doesn’t feel fully right either though so instead of addressing me at all just stare off wistfully into the distance and recite some sort of eldritch incantation before going back to the conversation like nothing happened. I’m a pathetic 17th century vampire who’s also a nerdy dad on vacation and a part-time rock star to escape their mafia past. No I cannot explain further, you’ll have to do with this what you will.

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will

goryhorroor:

here are all my horror lists in one place to make it easier to find! enjoy!

sub-genres

• analog horror
  
• animated horror
  
• anthology horror
  
• aquatic horror
• apocalyptic horror
  
• backwoods horror
  
• campy horror
  
• children’s horror
  
• comedy horror
  
• coming-of-age horror
• corporate/work place horror
  
• daylight horror
  
• death games
  
• domestic horror
  
• ecological horror
  
• erotic horror
  
• experimental horror
  
• folk horror
  
• found footage horror
  
• giallo horror
  
• gothic horror
  
• historical horror
  
• holiday horror
  
• home invasion horror
  
• house horror
  
• indie horror
  
• isolation horror
  
• japanese horror
• korean horror
• lgbtqia+ horror
  
• lovecraftian/cosmic horror
  
• medical horror
  
• meta horror
  
• monster horror
  
• musical horror
  
• mythological horror
  
• neo-monster horror
  
• new french extremity horror
• paranormal horror
  
• psychedelic horror
  
• psychological horror
  
• religious horror
  
• revenge horror
  
• romantic horror
  
• science fiction horror
• slasher
• southern gothic horror
  
• splatter/body horror
  
• survival horror
  
• techno-horror
  
• vampire horror
  
• virus horror
• werewolf horror
  
• western horror
  
• witch horror
  
• zombie horror

decades

• silent era
• 30s horror
• 40s horror
• 50s horror
• 60s horror
• 70s horror
• 80s horror
• 90s horror
• 2000s horror
• 2010s horror
• 2020s horror

settings

• summer camp horror

other lists

• horror literature to movies
• video nasties
• female directed horror
• my 111 favorite horror movies

kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

werewolf transformations and magical girl transformations swapped

“s-stay back! the change… i can’t control it!” *horrifying transformation sequence of bones cracking and flesh rearranging, hair growing out, ribbons and flashy jewelry bursting forth from skin, screaming in agony*

alternatively,

“In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you!” *lifted up in a rainbow beam of glittering magic. each part of the body bathed in dazzling light before revealing sharp glistening claws, long fangs, and a dark shaggy coat.*

catfacedcryptid:

I may have gone back to Siege and drawn a little study of my favourite sleep-deprived babygirl operator.
(With and without the little scouter thingy because I liked it without too much but without felt like it was missing something)

meo-htp:

kitten + text posts

catgirltitties:

shimp-heaven:

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

zariahkayy:

microwave loves you all

sirhro:

calidotgov:

farmerlesbian:

farmerlesbian:

i am begging u all to blacklist/filter (same thing different names) terf and radfem and transphobic tags, terms, and common phrases omg

i will reblog this with some that i recommend. if you put it into tumblr’s filtering it will work on desktop and mobile. go to general settings -> filtering

under the readmore, separated by commas:

Weiterlesen

jasontoddsreanimatedcorpse:

smoooothbrain:

do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light

sometimes a post makes you get out of bed at 230am to spend a quick hour on something like this